Top 10 Messages to Write in Coworker's Birthday Card

Look, we've all been there.  You're presented a birthday card and told to quickly write a heartfelt message to Dorothy in accounting.  Here are some canned responses that are sure to be a hit:

1.  Get well soon.

2.  You did it!

3.  Fine, I'll sign it.

4.  It's nice that everyone remembered your birthday.  Mine was last week.

5.  You've always been like a coworker to me.

6.  Everyone has something to hide.

7.  Hate is a strong word.

8.  I appreciate you more than I had originally anticipated.

9.  Sorry about you cat.

10.  Justin Timberlake told me to give you this box. (HR = not a fan)